Lethal White

partner, to be back in the shabby old rooms.
The door to Strike’s inner office was standing open when she arrived. He
was sitting behind his desk, listening to someone on his mobile. Sunlight fell in
treacle-gold pools across the worn carpet. The soft mumble of traffic was soon
obliterated by the rattle of the old kettle and, five minutes after her arrival, Robin
set a mug of steaming dark brown Typhoo in front of Strike, who gave her a
thumbs up and a silent “thanks.” She returned to her desk, where a light was
flashing on the phone to indicate a recorded message. She dialed their answering
service and listened while a cool female voice informed her that the call had
been made ten minutes before Robin had arrived and, presumably, while Strike
was either upstairs, or busy with the other call.
A cracked whisper hissed in Robin’s ear.
“I’m sorry I ran out on you, Mr. Strike, I’m sorry. I can’t come back, though.
He’s keeping me here, I can’t get out, he’s wired the doors…”
The end of the sentence was lost in sobs. Worried, Robin tried to attract
Strike’s attention, but he had turned in his swivel chair to look out of the
window, still listening to his mobile. Random words reached Robin through the
pitiable sounds of distress on the phone.
“… can’t get out… I’m all alone…”
“Yeah, OK,” Strike was saying in his office. “Wednesday, then, OK? Great.
Have a good one.”
“… please help me, Mr. Strike!” wailed the voice in Robin’s ear.
She smacked the button to switch to speakerphone and at once the tortured
voice filled the office.
“The doors will explode if I try and escape, Mr. Strike, please help me,
please come and get me, I shouldn’t have come, I told him I know about the little

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kid and it’s bigger, much bigger, I thought I could trust him—”
Strike spun in his desk chair, got up and came striding through to the outer
office. There was a clunk as though the receiver had been dropped. The sobbing
continued at a distance, as though the distraught speaker was stumbling away
from the phone.
“That’s him again,” said Strike. “Billy, Billy Knight.”
The sobbing and gasping grew louder again and Billy said in a frantic
whisper, his lips evidently pressed against the mouthpiece:
“There’s someone at the door. Help me. Help me, Mr. Strike.”
The call was cut.
“Get the number,” said Strike. Robin reached for the receiver to dial 1471,
but before she could do so, the phone rang again. She snatched it up, her eyes on
Strike’s.
“Cormoran Strike’s office.”
“Ah… yes, good morning,” said a deep, patrician voice.
Robin grimaced at Strike and shook her head.
“Shit,” he muttered, and moved back into his office to get his tea.
“I’d like to speak to Mr. Strike, please.”
“I’m afraid he’s on another call right now,” lied Robin.
Their standard practice for a year had been to phone the client back. It
weeded out journalists and cranks.
“I’ll hold,” said the caller, who sounded captious, unused to not getting his
way.
“He’ll be a while, I’m afraid. Could I take a number and get him to call you
back?”
“Well, it needs to be within the next ten minutes, because I’m about to go
into a meeting. Tell him I want to discuss a job I’d like him to do for me.”
“I’m afraid I can’t guarantee that Mr. Strike will be able to undertake the job
in person,” said Robin, which was also the standard response to deflect press.
“Our agency’s quite booked up at the moment.”
She pulled pen and paper towards her.
“What kind of job are you—?”
“It has to be Mr. Strike,” said the voice firmly. “Make that clear to him. It has
to be Mr. Strike himself. My name’s Chizzle.”
“How are you spelling that?” asked Robin, wondering whether she had heard
correctly.
“C-H-I-S-W-E-L-L. Jasper Chiswell. Ask him to call me on the following
number.”
Robin copied down the digits Chiswell gave her and bade him good

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morning. As she set down the receiver, Strike sat down on the fake leather sofa
they kept in the outer room for clients. It had a disobliging habit of making
unexpected farting noises when you shifted position.
“A man called Jasper Chizzle, spelled ‘Chiswell,’ wants you to take on a job
for him. He says it’s got to be you, nobody else.” Robin screwed up her forehead
in perplexity. “I know the name, don’t I?”
“Yeah,” said Strike. “He’s Minister for Culture.”
“Oh my God,” said Robin, realization dawning. “Of course! The big man
with the weird hair!”
“That’s him.”
A clutch of vague memories and associations assailed Robin. She seemed to
remember an old affair, resignation in disgrace, rehabilitation and, somewhat
more recently, a fresh scandal, another nasty news story…
“Didn’t his son get sent to jail for manslaughter not that long ago?” she said.
“That was Chiswell, wasn’t it? His son was stoned and driving and he killed a
young mother?”
Strike recalled his attention, it seemed, from a distance. He was wearing a
peculiar expression.
“Yeah, that rings a bell,” said Strike.
“What’s the matter?”
“A few things, actually,” said Strike, running a hand over his stubbly chin.
“For starters: I tracked down Billy’s brother on Friday.”
“How?”
“Long story,” said Strike, “but turns out Jimmy’s part of a group that’s
protesting against the Olympics. ‘CORE,’ they call themselves. Anyway, he was
with a girl, and the first thing she said when I told them I was a private detective
was: ‘Chiswell’s sent him.’”
Strike pondered this point while drinking his perfectly brewed tea.
“But Chiswell wouldn’t need me to keep an eye on CORE,” he went on,
thinking aloud. “There was already a plainclothes guy there.”
Though keen to hear what other things troubled Strike about Chiswell’s call,
Robin did not prompt him, but sat in silence, allowing him to mull the new
development. It was precisely this kind of tact that Strike had missed when she
was out of the office.
“And get this,” he went on at last, as though there had been no interruption.
“The son who went to jail for manslaughter isn’t—or wasn’t—Chiswell’s only
boy. His eldest was called Freddie and he died in Afghanistan. Yeah. Major
Freddie Chiswell, Queen’s Royal Hussars. Killed in an attack on a convoy in
Basra. I investigated his death in action while I was still SIB.”

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“So you know Chiswell?”
“No, never met him. You don’t meet families, usually… I knew Chiswell’s
daughter years ago, as well. Only slightly, but I met her a few times. She was an
old school friend of Charlotte’s.”
Robin experienced a tiny frisson at the mention of Charlotte. She had a great
curiosity, which she successfully concealed, about Charlotte, the woman Strike
had been involved with on and off for sixteen years, whom he had been
supposed to marry before the relationship ended messily and, apparently,
permanently.
“Pity we couldn’t get Billy’s number,” said Strike, running a large, hairy-
backed hand over his jaw again.
“I’ll make sure I get it if he calls again,” Robin assured him. “Are you going
to ring Chiswell back? He said he was about to go into a meeting.”
“I’m keen to find out what he wants, but the question is whether we’ve got
room for another client,” said Strike. “Let’s think…”
He put his hands behind his head, frowning up at the ceiling, on which many
fine cracks were exposed by the sunlight. Screw that now… the office would
soon be a developer’s problem, after all…
“I’ve got Andy and Barclay watching the Webster kid. Barclay’s doing well,
by the way. I’ve had three solid days’ surveillance out of him, pictures, the lot.
“Then there’s old Dodgy Doc. He still hasn’t done anything newsworthy.”
“Shame,” said Robin, then she caught herself. “No, I don’t mean that, I mean
good.” She rubbed her eyes. “This job,” she sighed. “It messes with your ethics.
Who’s watching Dodgy today?”
“I was going to ask you to do it,” said Strike, “but the client called yesterday
afternoon. He’d forgotten to tell me Dodgy’s at a symposium in Paris.”
Eyes still on the ceiling, brow furrowed in thought, Strike said:
“We’ve got two days at that tech conference starting tomorrow. Which do
you want to do, Harley Street or a conference center out in Epping Forest? We
can swap over if you want. D’you want to spend tomorrow watching Dodgy, or
with hundreds of stinking geeks in superhero T-shirts?”
“Not all tech people smell,” Robin reprimanded him. “Your mate Spanner
doesn’t.”
“You don’t want to judge Spanner by the amount of deodorant he puts on to
come here,” said Strike.
Spanner, who had overhauled their computer and telephone system when the
business had received its dramatic boost in business, was the younger brother of
Strike’s old friend Nick. He fancied Robin, as she and Strike were equally aware.
Strike mulled over options, rubbing his chin again.

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“I’ll call Chiswell back and find out what he’s after,” he said at last. “You
never know, it might be a bigger job than that lawyer whose wife’s sleeping
around. He’s next on the waiting list, right?”
“Him, or that American woman who’s married to the Ferrari dealer. They’re
both waiting.”
Strike sighed. Infidelity formed the bulk of their workload.
“I hope Chiswell’s wife isn’t cheating. I fancy a change.”
The sofa made its usual flatulent noises as Strike quit it. As he strode back to
the inner office, Robin called after him:
“Are you happy for me to finish up this paperwork, then?”
“If you don’t mind,” said Strike, closing the door behind him.
Robin turned back to her computer feeling quite cheerful. A busker had just
started singing “No Woman, No Cry” in Denmark Street and for a while there,
while they talked about Billy Knight and the Chiswells, she had felt as though
they were the Strike and Robin of a year ago, before he had sacked her, before
she had married Matthew.
Meanwhile, in the inner office, Strike’s call to Jasper Chiswell had been
answered almost instantly.
“Chiswell,” he barked.
“Cormoran Strike here,” said the detective. “You spoke to my partner a short
while ago.”
“Ah, yes,” said the Minister for Culture, who sounded as though he were in
the back of a car. “I’ve got a job for you. Nothing I want to discuss over the
phone. I’m busy today and this evening, unfortunately, but tomorrow would
suit.”
“Ob-observing the hypocrites…” sang the busker down in the street.
“Sorry, no chance tomorrow,” said Strike, watching motes of dust fall
through the bright sunlight. “No chance until Friday, actually. Can you give me
an idea what kind of job we’re talking about, Minister?”
Chiswell’s response was both tense and angry.
“I can’t discuss it over the phone. I’ll make it worth your while to meet me,
if that’s what you want.”
“It isn’t a question of money, it’s time. I’m solidly booked until Friday.”
“Oh, for Christ’s sake—”
Chiswell suddenly removed his phone from his mouth and Strike heard him
talking furiously to somebody else.
“—left here, you moron! Lef—for fuck’s sake! No, I’ll walk. I’ll bloody
walk, open the door!”
In the background, Strike heard a nervous man say:

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“I’m sorry, Minister, it was No Entry—”
“Never mind that! Open this—open this bloody door!”
Strike waited, eyebrows raised. He heard a car door slam, rapid footsteps and
then Jasper Chiswell spoke again, his mouth close to the receiver.
“The job’s urgent!” he hissed.
“If it can’t wait until Friday, you’ll have to find someone else, I’m afraid.”
“My feet is my only carriage,” sang the busker.
Chiswell said nothing for a few seconds; then, finally:
“It’s got to be you. I’ll explain when we meet, but—all right, if it has to be
Friday, meet me at Pratt’s Club. Park Place. Come at twelve, I’ll give you
lunch.”
“All right,” Strike agreed, now thoroughly intrigued. “See you at Pratt’s.”
He hung up and returned to the office where Robin was opening and sorting
mail. When he told her the upshot of the conversation, she Googled Pratt’s for
him.
“I didn’t think places like this still existed,” she said in disbelief, after a
minute’s reading off the monitor.
“Places like what?”
“It’s a gentleman’s club… very Tory… no women allowed, except as guests
of club members at lunchtime… and ‘to avoid confusion,’” Robin read from the
Wikipedia page, “‘all male staff members are called George.’”
“What if they hire a woman?”
“Apparently they did in the eighties,” said Robin, her expression midway
between amusement and disapproval. “They called her Georgina.”

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