Best friends birthday Wishes Only Your Best Friend Will Appreciate

BEST FRIENDS – Birthday Wishes Only Your Best Friend Will Appreciate

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Best friends are so awesome. Well, at least yours is. Happy Birthday.

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God made us best friends because he knew our parents couldn’t handle us as sisters.

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If you were stung by a jellyfish, I’d totally pee on you.

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Whenever someone asks me who my best friend is, I immediately think of you. Hope your birthday is as amazing as you are!

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Happy Birthday to a friend of a friend who I now like more than the original friend.

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Best friends are supposed to share everything with each other, so I am celebrating and sharing your birthday with you like it’s my own.

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I love you because we hate the same people.

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Happy Birthday to my best friend. You know I will do anything for you, even if it means holding your hair back when you are puking.

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You are charming, compassionate, intelligent and strong. The best thing is that you are also my best friend. Happy special day!

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You drink too much. You swear too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

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You’re more beautiful than Cinderella, you smell like pine needles and your face is like sunshine.

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Congrats on not becoming that crazy cat lady that stinks of piss.

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Some people are blessed with a soul-deep friendship. Thank you for being my soul friend! I wish you a beautiful special day.

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I love you like George R.R. Martin loves killing off characters.

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We are just like fat thighs, we always stick together.

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Congratulations.You are my favourite. And by favourite, I mean I hate you the least out of everyone.

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I love you & your resting bitch face.

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True friendship isn’t about being inseparable, it’s about being separated and nothing changes.

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From you I have learned so much, including what friendship really means. I am so grateful for the day you were born.

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Thanks for being born. It’s a great excuse for us to get together and get drunk.

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I’m pretty sure we’re more than best friends. We’re like a really small gang.

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I hope we are friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

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Keep calm and remember I love you.

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Being friends as long as we have, people have started to say we look like alike. I can think of no greater compliment than to be called your sister, that’s for sure. Happy Birthday to my closest friend.

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Side by side or far apart, best friends are always close to heart.

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On your birthday, I’m reminded of your best quality: you’ll always be older than me.

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Someday I want you to be my emergency contact person.

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And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-e-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always loveeeee youuuuuuuuuuuu.

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Happy Birthday to the only person I know who is almost as awesome as I am. I know how hard it is to be humble.

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Our laughs are limitless. Our memories are countless. Our friendship is endless.