Hugo- a fantasia on Modern Themes

CHAPTER XIII
MR. GALPIN
When the patrol and Simon between them had explained the mysterious and
fatal situation to Mr. Jack Galpin, Mr. Jack Galpin leaned against one of the
marble tables in the waiting-room, and roared with laughter.
'Well,' observed Mr. Galpin, 'he didn't have his Safe Deposit built for nothing,
anyhow!'
And he laughed again.
'But he's slowly dying in there!' said Simon.
'Yes, I know,' said Mr. Galpin. 'That's what makes it such a good joke.'
'I don't see it, sir,' Simon remarked.
'Simply because your sense of humour is a bit off. What are you?'
'I am Mr. Hugo's man.'

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'My respects.'
Mr. Galpin had arrived with Inspector Winter, and Inspector Winter had
introduced him as knowing more about safes than any other man in England,
or perhaps in Europe. After the introduction, Inspector Winter, being pressed
for time, had departed. Mr. Galpin was aged about forty, and looked like an
extremely successful commercial traveller. No one would have suspected that
he had recently done eighteen months anywhere but in a first-class hotel; even
his thin hands were white, and if his hair was a little short—well, the hair of
very many respectable persons is often a little short. It appeared that he was
under obligations to Inspector Winter, and anxious to oblige. The relations
between distinguished law-breakers and distinguished detectives are
frequently such as can only exist between artists who esteem each other. For
the rest, Mr. Galpin had brought a brown bag.
'You see, the time-lock is placed so that—' began the patrol.
'Shut up!' said Mr. Galpin curtly. 'I know all that. I've got scale-plans of every
Safe Deposit in London, and I decided long since that this one was too good to
try. Of course, with the aid of the entire staff things might be a bit easier, but
not much—not much!' he repeated scornfully. 'If I can manage a job at all, I
can usually manage it alone, and in spite of the entire staff.'
'I suppose you couldn't burn the door of the vault with oxy-hydrogen?' Simon
suggested.
'Yes, I could,' said Mr. Galpin; 'and with the brand of steel used here I should
get through about this time to-morrow. I could blow the bally vault up with
gun-cotton in something under two seconds, but no doubt your Mr. Hugo
would go up with it, and then the Yard would be angry. No!'
He hummed an air, and strolled out into the main corridor to stare at the
curious dial of the time-lock.
'Why not blow up the clock of the time-lock?' ventured the patrol.
'Look here!' said Mr. Galpin, 'you ought to know better than that, even if this
other gent doesn't. Any violence to the clock automatically jams all the
connecting levers. Stop the clock, and it's all up. Nothing but unbuilding the
whole place would free the locks after that. And it would be a mighty smart
firm that could unbuild this place inside a fortnight. No!' he said again. 'No
gammon with the clock—unless we could make it go quicker.'
'Then there's nothing,' Simon stammered.
Mr. Galpin gazed at the young man.
'Assuming I do the job, what's the job worth?' he asked.
'It's worth anything.'

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'Is it worth a hundred pounds?'
'Yes.'
'Cash?'
'Yes, I promise it. I will hand you my savings-bank book if you like.'
'I only ask because I have a sort of a notion about that clock. It's a pendulum
clock, and you know how fast a clock ticks when you take the pendulum away,
and the escapement can run free. It does an hour in about three minutes. Now,
if I could get the pendulum out without alarming the clock ... it would be nine
to-morrow morning in no time. See?'
'I see that,' said the patrol. 'I see that. But what I don't see—'
'Never mind what you don't see,' Mr. Jack Galpin murmured. 'Bring me my
bag out of there. I may tell you,' he went on to Simon, 'that I thought of this
scheme months ago, just as a pleasant sort of a fancy, but quite practical. It's a
queer world, isn't it?'
'Here's your bag,' said the patrol.
'Now you two can just go into the waiting-room, and wait till I call you.
Understand? And tell all these wild beasts round here to hold their tongues and
sit tight. I haven't got to be disturbed in a job like this.... And it's a hundred
pounds if I do it, mister, no more and no less, eh?'
Within exactly twenty-five minutes Mr. Galpin entered the waiting-room.
'See that?' he said, holding up a pendulum. 'That's it. You can come and look
now. But I don't invite the public to see my own private melting process. Not
me!'
He had burnt two holes through the half-inch plate of Bessemer steel in which
the clock was enclosed, and by means of two pairs of tweezers (which must
certainly have been imitated from the armoury of a dentist) he had detached
the pendulum without stopping the clock. The hands of the clock could be
plainly seen to move, and its ticking was furiously rapid.
Mr. Galpin made a calculation on his dazzling cuff.
'In three-quarters of an hour the clock will have run out,' he informed his
audience, 'and you will be able to open any locks that you've got keys for. I
shall call to-morrow morning, young man, for the swag. And don't you forget
that there's only one Jack Galpin in the world. My address is 205, the Waterloo
Road.'
He left, with his bag.
Simon rushed to Vault 39 to encourage the captive by continual knocking.
Then the messenger-boy, who had been despatched to obtain food for the

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prisoners behind the various grilles, came back with the desired food, and with
a copy of the Evening Herald. The back page of the Herald bore Hugo's
immense advertisement. The front page was also chiefly devoted to Hugo. It
displayed headings such as: 'Shocking Scenes at a Sloane Street Sale,' 'Women
Injured,' 'Customers Complain of Wholesale Swindling,' 'Scandalous
Mismanagement,' 'The Hugo Safe Deposit Suddenly Closed,' 'Reported
Disappearance of Mr. Hugo,' 'Is He a Lunatic?'
And when the three-quarters of an hour had expired Simon and the patrol
unlocked the massive portal of Vault 39, and swung it open, fearful of what
they might see within. And Hugo, pale and feeble, but alive, staggered heavily
forward, and put a hand on Simon's shoulder.
'Let us get away from this,' he whispered, as if in profound mental agony.
Ignoring everything, he passed out of the impregnable Safe Deposit, with its
flashing steel walls, on Simon's obedient arm.