Sardorbek Rahmonkulov I am corrupt!

Sardorbek Rahmonkulov

I am corrupt!
While watching social networks, Deputy Prosecutor General Akmalkhoja Mavlanov said that in 2020, 10 trillion will be directed to targeted programs. 845 billion from the amount of soums. 3.5 trillion soums were looted. reports on the illegal tendering of soums or 800 mln. I noticed news that the "Bunyodkor" stadium and the Islamic Civilization Center, the Cabinet of Ministers, the Senate, and the Ministry of Finance were built by a company related to the relatives of the Minister of Construction. It's all corruption, he said. When I think about it, I am a big corrupt person myself. Yes, I am corrupt!


UZBEK NAME - "SUYUNCHI"
My sister had a baby. I rushed to the maternity ward. My mother told me to get money, and when I go to bed, if I see anyone wearing a white robe, I should give them water. After all, I had a nephew! Why should I not do this as an uncle?! I am ready to spend money on doctors... When I come to the maternity hospital, everyone is standing in a line. As it was in order, I gave them out one by one.
"PLEASE" YOUR MANAGER
My nephew is 3 years old. Kindergarten needs to talk. We have two ways: either to leave the child in kindergarten by "agreeing" with the principal, or to sign up for a queue that does not come at all. We chose the first option. The work must be done. Later I found out that the kindergarten "sisters" take good care of the child of such and such brother, and in return they receive gifts. We also want them to take good care of our nephew. What is lost from us, we also give a gift...
"Sincerely"
After 4 years, our nephew will go to school. Now he has a habit of giving gifts to his teacher "sincerely" on every holiday. Sorry, this is not corruption! We give these gifts “from the heart” as I say…
DO NOT "HANG" ON THE PRICE
I am a student. At the university, some of my teachers are giving me trouble. I filled out one 48-page general notebook to get my three grades. Even then, it is not possible to "hang" on the price. I wonder how some of my fellow students who don't study at all get their grades? I guess they were lucky, but the "starosta" came and said 50,000 soums for "3", 80,000 for "4", and 100,000 for "5". Here is where it is! Do I torture myself? I gave fifty thousand without a broken back.


I HAVE HOPE FOR MY FUTURE OFFICE!
I "closed" the session and followed social networks again. I noticed a wonderful news: "On February 17, 2021, a citizen offered a bribe of 1,000 USD to the head of the Zangiota district department of the Cadastre Agency in exchange for confirming the topographic survey of the land area allocated for the establishment of a light type greenhouse. The head of the department informed the Zangiota District Economic Crimes Department about the citizen offering a bribe, and the illegal actions of the citizen were exposed. Today, the initiative worker above is the management of the Cadastre Agency, representatives of the Anti-Corruption Agency, With the participation of all leaders and employees of the cadastral system in Tashkent region, they were encouraged with a prize of 10 million soums and a ticket for 2 people to the Khanabad health center. This is it?! I will finish my university and start a job soon. I don't take bribes at all. In return, I get incentives equal to all the bribes I refuse. Notice I didn't quote the word incentive. Because it was used in its meaning. I was and still am corrupt. When I go to work, all I hope is my office! There are incentives waiting for me!

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